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His stories all started out, "One time me 'n old Charlie Pratt was a fishin' down on the Little River..." One story varied from another with the change of good old boys, or locations from one part of Texas to another. The activity he'd tell about might vary from fishing, to poker playing, or Saturday-night dancing, but the story would always wind on in wonderful images. He would end with a joke, lesson, or salient point: "Let that be a lesson to ya boy. If you're fool enough to draw to inside straight, don't bet the shirt off your back in Texas."
Sometimes, just for fun, I mix up a batch Polka Dot's stink bait, and take it out to where the railroad bridge crosses the All American Canal. I tie up a "grab hook" (as Polka Dot called trebles) on a sliding sinker. I form a little ball of that horrible stuff just so, send it drifting down river, and fish with a little piece of Grandpa's heart.
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the recipe
Ingredients
Stink bait is terrible, are you sure you really want to mix up this toxic mess? I mean really, simple dough bait (flour, water, garlic, and cheese) will attract carp and catfish, and is way more pleasant to make and use. Okay, having been fairly warned, you make Polka Dot's stink bait thusly: The minnows and heart are minced, or as he put it, "Ya whack it all up, and put it in an ice-tea sized (12 oz) fruit jar." This is allowed to set in the sun with a top tightly screwed on. This can be done for an hour or so on a hot day. In colder weather, it can be slowly cooked. Juices are occasionally poured off, mixed with flour and garlic, then refrigerated (in a garage refrigerator, well marked and sealed). The smell is dreadful. "Don't get none a this in your eyes or on your clothes boy," Polka Dot would advise, and add with a grin, "Don't eat none neither." When the fermented contents of the sun jar is almost clay like, it is kneaded in with more flour, and (the secret ingredient) cotton. The cotton is used to keep the stuff on the hook. In the old days, Polka Dot used raw balls as they came off the plant, but store-bought cotton works almost as good. All of this has to stay refrigerated and in a separate ice chest for road. Fish with a rag and wash your hands at the bank. It's not really possible to get used to the smell.
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